" The Yankees don't win championships by being Lucky or by some crazed ability to "suck it up in the clutch." No. They win because they are from the Big Apple & they spend Big money for Big players & they have developed a keen taste for Habitual Domination. The Yankees put Meat in the Seats because they Expect to win, by any means necessary".--Hunter S. ThompsonForget subtle, thoughtful or shrewd, the New York Yankees are using brute power to regain championship cred. because they must. The Bronx Bombers feature attributes that alleged
competition can't cope with: a new luxury cash machine, owners willing (read desperate) to spend whatever it takes to win, a multi-billion-dollar TV network hungry for ratings, a never ending stream of
corporate welfare, a team architect/point man intensely looking to change his dubious story and a ravenous, jaded fan base. All the ingredients for voracious consumption are in place.
Let the free-agent feast begin, CC
Sabathia was bribed (remember, forget
subtlety) to perform at the "five-star hotel that surrounds a
ball field," in the Bronx. The big man fills a huge hole, but as always there are questions:
"The question becomes whether Sabathia can dominate against tougher American League lineups (his AL ERA in 2008 was 3.83, slightly higher than Mark Buehrle's 3.79 with the White Sox), as well as whether that 7.17 postseason ERA is more a misprint than a predictor of future disappointment. The CC deal snatches the headlines, while a
garish followup waits in the wings. A.J Burnett has been offered a five-year $80 million dollar deal in hopes that his nasty stuff is capable of taking the mound every fifth day for five years, let's check the stats.--10
DL appearances in 10 years. Another pesky issue,
"Imagine what Burnett would be worth if last year's 18-10 season wasn't his first with more than 12 victories?" Baseball America's Executive of the Year Theo Epstein, notes the Yanks activity,
"Yeah, any time a team offers, which at the time was more than $40 million more and could go up to more than $60 million more than anyone else, there's a pretty good chance he's going to sign," said Epstein. "It was a strong signing by the Yankees." Cash, will take that as a complement.
The purists cringe, the haters hyperventilate, the Bronx Bombers smile,
"That's the Yankee way, like it or not. And the reason is because it tends to work."Photo/The Onion