
I was going to ignore him, this time. Wrote this last time:
http://baseballhotcorner.blogspot.com/2007/03/sheffield-ultimate-whiner.htmlThe reaction to Sheffield's latest rant--
accusing Joe Torre of racist behavior, has been mixed. Torre and
Jeter declined comment. Daryl Strawberry defended Torre, saying on Michael Kay's radio show that Sheffield was his friend, but he had never seen any type of racist behavior from Joe. Bob Gibson, Torre's former teammate and pitching coach (spanning decades) said it's best not to dignify the comments.
I've come to the conclusion the most appropriate reaction to Sheffield's on-going, attention getting rants, is to laugh at him. He wants respect?--sorry fool, you don't qualify. The following comes from the folks over at
Bugs and Cranks:
Updating Gary Sheffield’s official list of racists in the past twenty-four hours:
Joe Torre: Claims in an upcoming HBO interview that he treated black and white players differently.
Derek
Jeter: Claims in the same interview
Jeter was treated better because he is not all the way black, but is instead an amalgamation of black and white.
On Sen.
George J. Mitchell (D-Maine): “Me and Barry used steroids too, but who does the white senator choose to interrogate – white
Giambi instead of black Sheff!”
On Seattle Mariners pitcher Miguel Batista, who struck out Sheffield Saturday: “He pitched me different than he pitched white players. If he threw me white player pitches I would have hit four
homeruns.”
On the Goodyear blimp: “What does Goodyear make? Tires. What color are tires? I rest my case.”
On Gary Sheffield
Bobblehead: “
Bobbley speaking, the Sheff bobble bobbles differently than it bobbles on white player bobbles.”
On the Chicago White
Sox: “Enough said.”
On Rachel Ray’s recipe for Chicken Stew: “Bacon, onion, 1 whole chicken, 5 ounces arugula, two 15.5-ounce cans small white beans, rinsed. Not pinto beans, people. Not black or red beans. White beans. Heat until boil, simmer until desired consistency.”
On
Geico’s caveman commercials: “I think you know where I stand.”
On Global Warming: “If the globe is heating up with the intention of killing Gary Sheffield, and Gary Sheffield is a black man, then global warming is the enemy of Gary Sheffield.”
On zebras and black and white cookies: See problems above with Derek
Jeter.
On first, second and third bases as well as home plate: “White, white, white and white!”
On Amish folk selling homemade pies on the side of a country lane: “Let’s see what we got today – blueberry, huckleberry, raspberry, boysenberry. Coincidentally, they’re all out of blackberry pies today.”
On the fifth and seventh innings: “Historically, these two innings have never embraced me. The seventh-inning stretch specifically has set back race relations a decade.”
On indigestion: “Racist!”
On Ratatouille: “Bigot!”
Couldn't have said it better.